Hey, Siri, which one of my hoes is gonna be my Valentine this year? Hoes? Boy, if you don't sit your lonely ass down, unless you became a gardener you ain't getting no hoes. Only hoes you got are the ones you're using to dig up those sorry ass roses in your backyard to give to your mama. You ain't had a Valentine since third grade when the teacher
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had a shag and had their fill. Didn't fetch a pail of water, Jill went home a dirty daughter. Mary had a little lamb, took it drinking, what a sham. Got it pissed, it shagged around, now it's banned from every jam. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, show me where the strippers are. Up above the pub so high, flash your ti
Hi, my name is Michael Peggy Desrouville, also known as The Launderer. Hey Michael, we just love you. I know the whole focus has been on me, but we want to reel everything back and put the focus on the three angels that is this side here. Oh my gosh, and this is why we love you right here. They can't speak for themselves, the ones that can't defend
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(Dog barking) You're telling me that a conservative man is gonna see me walking by and say, yeah, that's a man. Um, people shouldn't have to work to prove their value to you. (Music) He ran over there. She. She. Oh, you're a she? Oh, sorry. Sometimes you don't know. No, get the f*ck out. Give me that hat. Get out. You don't get to misgender me. I j
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